tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-280069422024-03-13T12:00:53.283+00:00G.G.M. UtermarkGuido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.comBlogger199125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-30781507353245788442020-11-03T17:22:00.002+01:002020-11-03T17:22:33.329+01:00Onzintuigelijke waarnemingen op donderdagmiddag<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6ktN8Dg8qm8/X6GDXJLiiEI/AAAAAAAAAhE/-4eXT57CJGIfz3fvsSmnIQyDTBCl_hwzACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/IMG.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1490" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6ktN8Dg8qm8/X6GDXJLiiEI/AAAAAAAAAhE/-4eXT57CJGIfz3fvsSmnIQyDTBCl_hwzACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/IMG.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<p></p><p class="MsoNormal">Pipo zegt: “Alle glasvezels gaan in de grond.”</p>
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Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-11655618610002628972020-11-03T17:19:00.001+01:002020-11-03T17:19:45.465+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5WjylOPYIRA/X6GDDenMLMI/AAAAAAAAAg8/h0TXjsu4FpAzIAaJPu_K5ZGCVUFpgHIxwCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1490" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5WjylOPYIRA/X6GDDenMLMI/AAAAAAAAAg8/h0TXjsu4FpAzIAaJPu_K5ZGCVUFpgHIxwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/1.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-84731444434514704372020-09-28T22:19:00.003+01:002020-09-28T22:19:30.150+01:00Op Facebook vond ik je saai<p> <span>Onder bepaalde lichtomstandigheden is er een veelkleurig parelmoerachtig schijnsel zichtbaar.</span></p><p><span> Door het formaat wordt de imago wel aangezien voor een spanner.</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2at0RvQKdP0/X3JTPxwh7vI/AAAAAAAAAgc/8tGeotmd6wAv_XZu63pKysHI-pPu4zLGgCLcBGAsYHQ/s960/42327091_10156612522852641_6503214152733949952_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="692" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2at0RvQKdP0/X3JTPxwh7vI/AAAAAAAAAgc/8tGeotmd6wAv_XZu63pKysHI-pPu4zLGgCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/42327091_10156612522852641_6503214152733949952_n.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-80858207964953093652020-09-28T22:11:00.000+01:002020-09-28T22:11:03.713+01:00Uit de doorlopende serie: "Fitness en oorlog"<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vFLrM4ga1vI/X3JRLuTtNII/AAAAAAAAAgQ/_zssbs_XO5woafBaKxtrRkZry6ywTYFpwCLcBGAsYHQ/s960/39685705_10156532463567641_508455335355219968_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="700" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vFLrM4ga1vI/X3JRLuTtNII/AAAAAAAAAgQ/_zssbs_XO5woafBaKxtrRkZry6ywTYFpwCLcBGAsYHQ/s320/39685705_10156532463567641_508455335355219968_n.jpg" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-53097094260510410622019-08-30T21:13:00.000+01:002019-08-30T21:13:07.894+01:00Ze noemen het tegenwoordig vintage<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Diandro of diezelfde zegt ze</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">of hakken in het zilverzand</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">of bakken natuurlijk</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">het is dat ik gebruik</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ze bleef maar inflatie zeggen</span></div>
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Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-12769051190371811042019-08-30T19:10:00.000+01:002019-08-30T19:10:00.689+01:00Ik krijg steeds pakketten hier<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">en toen zag ik het buurmeisje</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">toen kon ik die aan haar geven</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">ik neem nog 1 dosis</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">Ik heb een manier gevonden </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">hoe ik nog sneller op het werk ben</span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">Ik ga denk ik levensmiddelen kopen</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">ik kom tot niets</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="5yl5">het is toch donderdag?</span></span></div>
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<br /></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-26584600789927220932019-05-04T18:49:00.000+01:002019-05-04T18:49:30.328+01:00River spray<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Gebruiksaanwijzing </i></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><br /></i><br />
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Vul het reservoir</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
tot het punt </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
maximum</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
de vloeistof moet schoon</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
en vrij van vreemde stoffen zijn</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
schroef het reservoir</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
zo goed dicht</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
dat er geen lucht door kan</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
pomp dan ongeveer</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
30 – 40 keer</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
druk op de trekker</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
en regel het spruitstuk</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
zodat de gewenste straal ontstaat</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
als er geen vloeistof meer uitkomt</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
moet er opnieuw gepompt worden</div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-20641228072998375632019-05-02T21:22:00.001+01:002019-05-02T21:22:17.027+01:00De mensen van Fanta<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<a href="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VTt0GwKDAGk/XMtRS8t4uMI/AAAAAAAAAbI/dvPtXQDUalwIVXsYnXqwdSURQ9a1Z99HQCLcBGAs/s1600/14.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1147" height="320" src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VTt0GwKDAGk/XMtRS8t4uMI/AAAAAAAAAbI/dvPtXQDUalwIVXsYnXqwdSURQ9a1Z99HQCLcBGAs/s320/14.jpg" width="229" /></a></div>
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Ergens kunstmatig in het midden van altijd</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
piepen vakkenvullers van verre komaf</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
over de mogelijkheden en onmogelijkheden</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
in de lucht nep roofvogels aan kabels</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
in het water bewaken andere vogels</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
fietswrakken en oude antennes</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
het zal wel niet voor niets zijn</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
dat er bloed vloeit</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
en water stroomt</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-43098632923843984272019-05-02T19:32:00.002+01:002019-05-02T19:32:51.219+01:00Ik weet een parkeerplek waar je niet kan betalen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />
Je moet bij een gebied zijn<br />
waar niemand is<br />
dan moet je echt keihard draaien<br />
daar kan je je gang gaan<br />
<br />
hij is bezig met drugs<br />
echt nare dingen<br />
de focus is hij kwijt<br />
de realiteit gemeten in geld<br />
<br />
hij heeft zijn certificering gehaald<br />
al waren het klootzakken<br />
je bent ze wel kwijt<br />
om je targets te halen<br />
<br />
ik ben ook maar een mens<br />
dat is een goed punt<br />
dit was eigenlijk mijn gedachte<br />
dat wij bij jullie thuis komen logeren<br />
<br />
het is een gesprek van tien minuten<br />
laten we heel realistisch zijn<br />
we hebben allerlei opties<br />
anders gaan we naar plan c<br />
is geen probleem<br />
we stellen het op prijs<br />
als je ons ’s avonds thuis brengt<br />
<br />
ik ga je om negen uur whatsappen<br />
Gods zegen<br />
de dagmeditatie is altijd heel belangrijk<br />
dit doet mij goed<br />
dit doet jou goed<br />
dit doet ons goed<br />
we zijn goed bezig<br />
<br />
ik ben zes uur onderweg<br />
en dan moet ik ook nog terug<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-51545048298511923482019-04-21T15:48:00.001+01:002019-04-21T15:48:55.043+01:00Wetenschap & natuur<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Een aantal onderzoekers </div>
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hebben een experiment uitgevoerd </div>
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op twee groepen cavia's </div>
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Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-12036535094635921772019-04-21T15:38:00.001+01:002019-04-21T15:38:30.111+01:00Crypto Boom is de beste investering <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
Die ze ooit hebben verzonnen
dit jaar alleen al <br />
met meer dan 2400% gegroeid</div>
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<br />
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
als gebruiker van het platform <br />
is mijn winst gegroeid met 320% <br />
met de virtuele autopiloot modus</div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
voordelige voorlichting van percentages<br />
niet alleen winst maar ook </div>
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verliezen kunt u maken<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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alles is mogelijk</div>
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als u het maar geloofd<br />
dit maximaliseert de winst van de gebruiker<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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dit is echt een alles-in-een oplossing </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
voor de gemiddelde burger </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
die zonder moeite <br />
tot welvaart wil komen <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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en geld kan verdienen </div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
op een permanente basis</div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-38638443649068004622017-12-22T12:00:00.000+00:002017-12-22T12:00:00.387+00:00Uit de serie Nooit verzonden enveloppen (ongenummerd)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-70278335110097523802017-12-22T11:54:00.001+00:002017-12-22T11:54:35.879+00:00Harde return neo dada 2017<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-19253597004734305592017-08-16T16:50:00.001+01:002017-08-16T16:50:35.561+01:00Bepaling van de richtingszin<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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minimum</div>
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en <strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">één</span> </strong>maximum
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en daarvan maakt men gebruik</div>
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om twijfel over de richting</div>
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op te heffen</div>
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de wijze waarop dit gebeurt</div>
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is echter verschillend</div>
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opgemerkt wordt nog</div>
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dat het meestal niet nodig is</div>
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de richtingszin te bepalen</div>
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daar men als regel radiobakens peilt</div>
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waarover geen richtingstwijfel bestaat</div>
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het kan echter voorkomen</div>
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het verdient daarom aanbeveling</div>
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vaardigheid in het opheffen van richtingstwijfel</div>
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te verkrijgen en te onderhouden</div>
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9493 ambtenaren gingen u al voor</div>
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met een klik weer afmelden</div>
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nu ook salarisupdates </div>
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en de zorg beschikbaar</div>
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Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-4228464408147482222017-08-16T14:16:00.001+01:002017-08-16T14:16:51.728+01:00Bent u gewend thuis een andere taal te spreken?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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De maandagavond een invuloefening<br />
van wolkenluchten extra blauw<br />
na verkleuring digitale vervorming </div>
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zie de kapitein van de draden<br />
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al die toonsoorten in een hertenkop<br />
van veertig kilo</div>
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<br /></div>
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ik denk dat het aan de fase <br />
van zijn leven ligt<br />
ik heb me echt niet laten opspuiten</div>
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<br /></div>
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het netwerk in de bartenders scene<br />
en de koolmonoxidehoudende drankjes<br />
voor de snelle afdronk</div>
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<br /></div>
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verschoon eerst maar eens het kussen<br />
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Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-56621071124524487972017-08-16T14:13:00.000+01:002017-08-16T14:13:15.575+01:00Alles had ik nog nooit eerder gezien<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Ik wil de komende jaren</div>
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meer plekken aanwijzen</div>
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geef me één krant</div>
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en ik maakt er meerdere van</div>
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maar geef me geen hand</div>
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zo gaan we stap voor stap</div>
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een stapje achteruit</div>
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<br /></div>
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kunstenaars hebben een hard leven</div>
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of leven hard</div>
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wat zei hij ook alweer</div>
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<br /></div>
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op een plastic stoeltje</div>
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in de schemering</div>
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naar vleermuizen kijken</div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-41755672691890355142017-02-27T15:03:00.001+00:002017-02-27T15:03:18.753+00:00De politie kan niet zeggen dat er geschoten is<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">De blauwe smeltvis trekt zevenduizend baantjes door witte
jus</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Lichtbeschadigde identiteitskaarten op willekeurige volgorde</span></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Neo nasi
und olijvenbrood und blue berry bubbles</span></span></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Keep calm kaap kam kom kwam</span></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Beter behangen dan gehangen en andere gezangen</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Voer de voortgedreven gemiddelde medemens</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Klassieke chocolade melk rechtdoor het grote frisse leven</span></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Een stelletje minderjarige Duitsers op een leren
designbankje</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Bezoeken op basis van bestaande jaarkaarten de Befteling</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Er zijn patiënten voor en achterstevoren de ventilatoren</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Alsof ze alle data zelf bijgehouden zouden hebben alsof</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Ze gedeelde oren zouden uitgedeeld hebben alsof ze alsof</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Vragen, klachten, suggesties, opmerkingen & complimenten</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Het aantal uren en/of dagen in de lege ruimte zouden
verkorten</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Of de vleeskleurige tijdstippen met metaalzouten aan te
tippen</span></div>
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<br /></div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-15180717401325669062017-02-27T14:28:00.004+00:002017-02-27T14:28:38.635+00:00Carnaval van communicatief springtij<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-weight: normal;">We verstonden de kunst gelijk druk te
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<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span class="textexposedshow">met de ziel van een ijsbeer<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span class="textexposedshow">door gangen te dwalen</span><br />
boten van sloophout te bouwen</span></div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">het luchtruim boven de open haard te verkiezen </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">elektronische benaderingen te analyseren</span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">anonieme gebruikers te verbergen</span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: center 8.0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: center 8.0cm;">
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">tot laatste versie <span class="textexposedshow">geen </span></span></span></div>
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 150.75pt center 8.0cm;">
<span class="textexposedshow"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">neutraal standpunt te bezitten</span></span><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span> </span> </span></span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 150.75pt center 8.0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
Guido Utermarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04336111598117666545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28006942.post-10375743349463621842017-02-26T18:41:00.001+00:002017-02-26T18:41:46.347+00:00JE DRAAIT OM JE EIGEN AS<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">JIJ EN 1 MILJARD ANDEREN</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">VOOR DE JAARWISSELING</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">NA DE FEESTDAGEN</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">BLOEDAFNAME</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">BLOEDTOENAME</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">STEEDS DIEPERE ZUCHTEN</span></div>
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</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">MIJN STEM VERPLAATST CODES</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">DE STILTE VULT ZICH MET BEDENKINGEN</span></div>
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